If you need a quick fix to get a little funk out of your clothes, mix one part vodka and one part water in a spray bottle and spritz away!
Add a couple shots of vodka to your bottle of shampoo to get a little extra shine. The vodka breaks down chemicals found in shampoos, making inexpensive shampoos better.
Swish a shot of vodka over the affected area, to numb the pain and disinfect where you're sore. Just beware: your honey may accuse you of smelling like a saloon!