John Daly, SpongeBob paired at British Open
John Daly, one of pro golf's most colourful, if not cartoonish, characters, wowed fans with a new pair of pants during Wednesday's practice round ahead of the British Open.
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(Music fades in)
CAPTAIN: Are you ready, kids?
KIDS: Aye, Aye, Captain!
CAPTAIN: I can't hear you.
OOOOOOHH...
Who lives on John Daly's pant leg, do you see?
KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Rebellious and bold and cartoonish is he...
KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: If links golf nonsense be something you wish...
KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Then drop in the putt and flop like a fish...
KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Ready?!?
KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
EVERYBODY: Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!
(Music fades out)