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Nude waterpark for adults set to open in Lake Louise

The pastoral, idyllic nature of one of western Canada’s most well-known landmarks is set to change dramatically when Splasher’s Pleasure Park opens and upsets the family friendly dynamic the region has enjoyed for years.
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The pastoral, idyllic nature of one of western Canada's most well-known landmarks is set to change dramatically when Splasher's Pleasure Park opens and upsets the family friendly dynamic the region has enjoyed for years.

"It's a traditional water park spread over 27-acres," the owner says. "But the twist here is that's it's for adults only. It's a clothing optional park."

When asked about the health hazards presented by an adult navigating a waterslide in the nude, he admitted that some things would need to be different than a traditional waterpark.

"You ride differently to protect yourself," he said.

Listen to the full story to find out how the view from the Fairmont hotel will be transformed forever.


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