Radio restaurant reviewer offers spectacularly unhelpful descriptions of food

Radio food critic Chuck Mainly has delivered what may be the most unhelpful food descriptions in history. Mainly appeared on Dinners, Driveways and Chives to announce the results of his search for the best steak in town. Here’s how he described one of the winners:
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Radio food critic Chuck Mainly has delivered what may be the most unhelpful food descriptions in history. Mainly appeared on Dinners, Driveways and Chives to announce the results of his search for the best steak in town. Here's how he described one of the winners:

 It had good steakiness. And it was hot. It wasn't cold to the touch. It was cooked. It was beef that had been heated until it tasted good.- Radio food critic Chuck Mainly

Mainly is now searching for the best cup of coffee in town. He reports many of the top contenders "have that nice coffee flavour, you know, like the way coffee tastes."