PRINTABLE: A Family-Friendly Holiday TV Schedule To Keep You In Good Times All December Long

What's that smell?

No, I didn't fart.

It's snow.

If you're a Lorelai Gilmore, you've probably already smelled snow well before this post. (I myself am a Luke Danes-Chilton Rory-Jess-Jackson mix for any Gilmore Girls fans wondering.)

And that's cool, you little power sniffer. But for everyone else who doesn't have an olfactory grasp on weather, let me tell you why the change of seasons is important: it signals the holidays are very close. 

So close, in fact, we have cobbled together a printable holiday schedule (in colour and black and white, just below!) that highlights all of the family-friendly fan favourites CBC will be airing this December. All you have to do is print it out, slap it on a fridge or a table or next to the remote, and get ready. Or get watching, 'cause guess what? It's December, y'all.

Just to wet your beak, here's just a sampling of titles that a young relative might describe as "bussin'" at the holiday table this year. We've got Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (hey, Yukon Cornelius), Home Alone 2 (featuring a different Kevin who isn't me), Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean (I used to have this recorded on a VHS tape, 'cause it is extremely funny), A Christmas Story (a true cautionary tale for me about not licking cold poles) and so much more.  

If this is the last time I get to talk to you before the holidays, have a happy and merry time doing whatever it is you're doing! 

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO PRINT A SCHEDULE IN COLOUR

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