Bill rocks from side to side on his calloused feet, and looks somewhere far beyond your left shoulder. He blinks his eyes alternatingly, and his scraggly beard shifts up and down as he works his jaw. Eventually, his inaudible babble becomes clearer.
“Bad bit o’ business,” he grins. “That’s twice Scondey’s gone out the window now.”
You ask him to clarify. Bill curls his hands into C-shapes, like he’s holding two bottles, and looks down at the ground.
“‘Yer not gonna pay?’ he says. ‘Yer outta money?’ he says. Here’s what we does if you don’t pay.” Bill opens his hands and makes a whistling sound. A moment later, he throws his hands up and shouts “SMACK!” Then he looks up at you, holds up a grimy finger, and says “Once.” It dawns on you that those C-shaped hands had been holding a pair of ankles.
Bill slips a potato peel between his lips and begins to chew. You struggle to meet his gaze as he slurps on it, telling the next part of his tale.
“Then last night, he’s out the window again, isn’t he? SMACK! An’ both times, it’s the wrong man!” Bill’s eyes become giddy crescents, and he breaks into a dry, wheezy laugh. “Both times, it’s the SAME WRONG MAN!” He opens his mouth into a wide guffaw, as bits of potato peel both old and older spray around the alley. It’s nearly too much to bear.
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