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Submit your best dad joke for Father’s Day

 

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In Canada, we take some time to tell our dads how special they are on the third Sunday in June. Father's Day is an unofficial holiday where we get to celebrate our dads and everything they do for us... like tell us some truly punny and bad dad jokes!


Is your dad a funny guy? Does he tell some super funny jokes — or are they just kinda punny? Do they make you laugh out loud, or just groan? We'd love to hear your best dad jokes — those one that are embarassingly bad and awfully funny. Here are some examples to get your funny bone laughing:

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!

I'll call you later.
Don't call me later, call me dad.

Oh, my side! Those are truly punny dad jokes! Now it's your turn. Submit your best dad jokes by Father's Day on Sunday, June 16, 2019, and we'll pick our favourites to post in our joke gallery on this page.

Your submissions

Check out some of our favourite dad joke submissions.

Where does the general keep his armies - up his sleevies - submitted by Adrian
 

Have you heard the joke about the skyscraper - it's a tall story - submitted by Atul
 

What do you call cheese that isn't yours - nacho cheese - submitted by Brett
 

Knock knock - who's there - me - me who - oh hi who, I'm dad - submitted by Diamond
 

Dad can you make me a sandwich - poof you're a sandwich - submitted by Fatima
 

What's the tallest building in the city - the library because it has so many stories - submitted by Josh
 

What do you call an alligator in a vest - an investigator - submitted by Kayla
 

Where do snowmen keep their money - in a snowbank - submitted by Marcel
 

Why did the big cat lose the race - because he was a cheetah - submitted by Michael
 

What's brown and sticky - a stick - submitted by Violet
 

What did the dad spider say to the kid spider - you're spending too much time online - Submitted by AK|
 

What's green, fuzzy and if it fell from a tree it would kill you - a pool table - submitted by Brooke
 

Hey dad I'm hungry - hi hungry I'm dad - submitted by Dulce
 

What's a dad's favourite dinosaur - a dad-asaurus - submitted by Hailey
 

What's a frog's favourite drink - croak-a-cola - submitted by Joshua
 

How do you make a kleenex dance - blow a little boogie in it - submitted by Kelly
 

What did the 80-year-old pirate say on his birthday - aye matey - submitted by Mel
 

What do you call a vampire that dabs - Count Dab-ula - submitted by Emery
 

What do you give a sick lemon - lemon-aid - submitted by Alex
 

What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice - a popsicle - submitted by Ethan
 

When does a joke become a dad joke - When it becomes apparent - submitted by Jeff
 

Knock knock - Who's there - Orange - Orange who - Orange you my dad - submitted by Sharon
 

What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef - He gave him a pizza his mind - submitted by Kathleen