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9 chuckle-worthy Canada Day jokes, eh!

 

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It’s that time of year again… July 1st is Canada Day! So why not celebrate and chuckle like a Canuck, giggle like a Canada goose and laugh like a loon with these funny jokes made just for Canadians!

How do Blue Jays stay fit? They do worm-ups!

Why shouldn't curlers tell jokes on the ice? Because it might crack up!

What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito

Why is maple syrup always so sad? Because it's sappy

What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains? I've got you covered

What's a Canadian ghost's favourite food? Boo-tine

What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney

What did the beaver say to the maple tree? It's been nice gnawing you

 

What can jump higher than the CN Tower? Nothing because the CN Tower can't even jump