If you only know only a fraction of math jokes be prepared to expand your stand-up routine. These jokes will have your friends or family laughing out loud. You may even be able to guess some of the answers as you go.

QUESTION: Why Didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

QUESTION: If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?

QUESTION: How can you make 7 even?

QUESTION: What has 4 legs and can’t walk?

QUESTION: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

QUESTION: What did 0 say to 8?

 

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