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10 jokes to tell for Tell-A-Joke day!

 

Do you know what August 16th is? It’s Tell A Joke Day...seriously! You probably know some good jokes. If so, today is the day to tell them. If not, I, Mr. Orlando, with the help of my good friend Cottonball, am here to tell you some of my favourite jokes. Try these out on your friends and family!
 

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
 

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It didn’t peel well!
 

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
 

When is the best time to go to the dentist?  At tooth-hurty!
 

What has four wheels and flies?   A garbage truck!
 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?  A gummy bear!
 

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?   In case they get a hole in one!
 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?  Because 7,8,9!
 

Why are pirates called pirates?   Because they arrrrr!
 

What do you call a fly with no wings?  A walk!

BONUS Joke

What gets more wet the more it dries? A towel!