Laugh out loud dinosaur jokesApril 04, 2022 | Last Updated June 02, 2022
Maybe you don't think dinosaurs are particularly funny. But guess what? We dug up some long lost dinosaur jokes for your amusement. And we're willing to bet you'll giggle away at a few of these.
Here we go!
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't like to lose?
Answer: A saur loser!
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat?
Answer: A Tyrannosaurus tex.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Answer: A wee-rex
Where do dinosaurs like to shop?
Answer: The dino-store.
What does a Triceratops like to sit on?
Answer: On its Tricera-bottom!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Answer: Jurassic pork!
Why does the Brontosaurus have a long neck?
Answer: Because its feet smell.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Answer: A pair-o-dactyls!