Dino Jokes

Laugh out loud dinosaur jokes

By the CBC Kids team Published on

April 04, 2022 | Last Updated June 02, 2022

Four cartoon dinosaurs of different colours posing together.

Maybe you don't think dinosaurs are particularly funny. But guess what? We dug up some long lost dinosaur jokes for your amusement. And we're willing to bet you'll giggle away at a few of these.

Here we go!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't like to lose?

Three different dinosaurs standing in first, second and third place on a podium. One of them is sad that they lost.

Answer: A saur loser!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat?

A cartoon tyrannosaurs wearing a cowboy hat

Answer: A Tyrannosaurus tex.

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

A cute green baby dinosaur hatching out of an egg and asking for food

Answer: A wee-rex

Where do dinosaurs like to shop?

A huge dinosaur standing next to a big shopping mall, a man is seen running away

Answer: The dino-store.

What does a Triceratops like to sit on?

A blue triceratops standing in the forest

Answer: On its Tricera-bottom!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

A giant-sized pig towering over a car

Answer: Jurassic pork!

Why does the Brontosaurus have a long neck?

A purple dinosaur with a long neck sitting in front of a cave

Answer: Because its feet smell.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Two cartoon pterodactyls flying in the sky, one is green and one is orange

Answer: A pair-o-dactyls!

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