Funny Ha-ha!

You won’t stop laughing at these 10 jokes!

By the CBC Kids team Published on

August 15, 2017 | Last Updated April 08, 2022

A boy is laughing at a chicken crossing the road

Do you love telling jokes? Do you love hearing jokes? And do you love, well, jokes? Well it's your lucky day, because we've got 10 hilarious jokes for your giggling pleasure. Let's get to cracking up!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An alligator is shown next to a vest

Answer: An investigator.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A sick banana visiting the doctor

Answer: It didn't peel well!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull is sleeping while a farmer sits nearby

Answer: A bulldozer.

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

A clock is shown next to a boy with a toothache

Answer: At tooth-hurty.

What has four wheels and flies?

A truck in the sky, surrounded by small flies

Answer: A garbage truck.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A bear with no teeth

Answer: A gummy bear.

Why do golfers have two pairs of pants?

A woman playing golf

Answer: In case they get a hole in one!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

The number 6 is being chased by the number 7

Answer: Because 7, 8, 9!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Three pirates showing off their treasure

Answer: Because they yarrr!

What do you call a rabbit that eats shellfish?

a rabbit next to three oysters

Answer: An oyster bunny!