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Babies exposed to Limp Bizkit show signs of shitheadedness
A breakthrough study on child development conducted by University of Toronto researchers shows that parents who lull their infants to sleep by playing them lullaby versions of Limp Bizkit songs may be turning them into future shitheads.
Barack Obama wrote "The Audacity Of Hope" at a McDonald's
During an interview with TIME, President Barack Obama revealed that he wrote the entirety of his 2006 book The Audacity Of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream at a neighbourhood McDonald’s.
Some jerk at Green Machine plans his goddamned life budget
What was assumed to be a quick in-and-out withdrawal at a Queen Street TD Bank Green Machine turned out to be an excruciating test of superhuman patience for seven people as some asshole decided to budget his whole goddamned existence at the frigging ATM.
30-year-old man discovers his whole life was a "Just For Laughs" gag
Jeffrey Larkin got the shock of his life on his birthday yesterday when he discovered that his entire 30-year existence – including birth, childhood, marriage and even his James Patterson book club – has been an elaborate Just For Laughs gag.