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NOODLEBOYS
The 7 stages of being stuck in traffic
Because being stuck sucks.
GOOPWATCH
Targeted Facebook ads on Gwyneth Paltrow's Facebook
Oh god.
CARPE DIEM
Live each day as if it were your last, except it probably won't be and you'll have a lot of explaining to do
Mostly likely, you’ll get hit by a mattress truck tomorrow. You never know, but the chances of this are sitting at almost 200%. So it’s time to wake up and really start living.
MMMuffins
The case for a dessert after breakfast
MEET YOUR MATTRESS
Memory foam mattress remembers a little too much
SUPER MARIO
Ultra-realistic NHL 2019 game to feature a Mario Lemieux who could still easily beat everyone
NIAGARA FAILS
Once again, Niagara-on-the-Lake voted more popular town than Niagara-in-the-Lake
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
A letter home from the Space Force
A CRY FOR YELP
A 4-star Yelp review for Jurassic Park even though I lost my entire family
SOUL DECISION
Who has to do the right thing?
BUT HER EMAILS
Reasons we'd impeach a female president
CHEERIOS
Eulogy mainly just a series of attempts to not mention that one weird incident
DOCTOR WHO?
Tips to help you remember what your loved one's PhD is about again
BE NICE!
Positively Canadian: Jon Blair
O NO
TROUBLE IN PARADISE? Oprah has her own channel and she still won't give Stedman a show about model trains
JULIE KIM
Stop complimenting half-Asian babies
CHEERS
Timothée Chalamet quits acting to spend more time being a vintage red wine
TIFF
All three film festival movies you want to see are showing at the exact same time. Here's how to handle it.
FILM FEST
What to expect at TIFF 2018
KATHLEEN MCGEE
When you don't know how to smoke from a bong
TICK TOCK
If Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are not married by the end of the year, I will unleash hell on Gotham City
JUST FOR FUN
Send us your relationship advice questions, we'll give you questionable answers
NOODLEBOYS
Life... in the laundromat
NIAGARA FAILS
Once again, Niagara-on-the-Lake voted more popular town than Niagara-in-the-Lake
