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MMMuffins

The case for a dessert after breakfast

MEET YOUR MATTRESS

Memory foam mattress remembers a little too much

SUPER MARIO

Ultra-realistic NHL 2019 game to feature a Mario Lemieux who could still easily beat everyone

NIAGARA FAILS

Once again, Niagara-on-the-Lake voted more popular town than Niagara-in-the-Lake

WHAT IT WAS LIKE

A letter home from the Space Force

A CRY FOR YELP

A 4-star Yelp review for Jurassic Park even though I lost my entire family

SOUL DECISION

Who has to do the right thing?

BUT HER EMAILS

Reasons we'd impeach a female president

CHEERIOS

Eulogy mainly just a series of attempts to not mention that one weird incident