SOCK AND AWE
Boss gets angrier than whimsical pineapple socks technically allow
Those puppies were just covered in pineapples holding tiny electric guitars! What a fun man!
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Upload your consciousness and live forever
It's not like you were going to retire anyway.
Where To Scream: A Guide
Everything is terrible. Every day is a brick on the pathway to hell, and even a second spent watching the news is enough to send anyone into the depths of despair.
Hallways are meant for living
We get the point, air quotes. Here's how to use other air punctuation.
Primetime TV Mad Libs
GEE THANKS MAIL
I used only automated Gmail responses for one week. Here are the results!
I am Banksy, and I will never reveal my identity - by Robin Gunningham (editor's note: do not print name)
ARE YOU READY?
Celebrating Oct. 17th
I deeply alarmed my grandmother by bragging that Rick Moranis just started following me
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman once again robbed of Nobel Prize for Chemistry
GET RICH QUICK
Hello, person I haven't spoken to since Grade 8! I was wondering if you want to join my pyramid scheme
Reasons I got trapped in a Sephora for a period of 6.8 business years
REPORT: 'Great, thanks!' most common response to horrifically disappointing haircut
I'm going to be 45 minutes late: the politics of a stranger on Facebook have suddenly become my whole world
JUST FOR FUN
Send us your relationship advice questions, we'll give you questionable answers
I didn't come to this pumpkin patch to make friends
I am a father deciding whether it's time to 'turn the heat on for the winter'
Gift ideas if the person's birthday falls brutally soon after you started dating
The perfect apartment always has a problem
'A Star Is Born' mentions nothing about the rapid formation of dense supernovae: By Neil deGrasse Tyson
Positively Canadian: Chanty Marostica