Baroness von Sketch Show

Moms Say Hello

Posted on Jun 28, 2016

LISTEN UP, SOCIETY. These moms have something to say, and pay attention because they're only going to say it 367 times.

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Season 1 sketches

Jesus loves you
Posted on Apr 17, 2016 Sketch comedy through the eyes of four women trying to navigate life, love, and other awkward moments. Baroness Von Sketch Show: Coming to CBC this summer.
Baby names
Posted on May 9, 2016 Look. The rules of parenthood in 2016 are simple: give your precious baby angel a pretentious and showy name or get off this earth immediately.
Admissions
Posted on May 9, 2016 A woman spills her most horrifying secrets to a deeply confused stranger at a desk who is in no way emotionally prepared for this moment.
Personal hand dryer
Posted on May 9, 2016 A raging germaphobe performs some breathtaking acrobatics worthy of the Summer Olympics in order to avoid touching any and all bathroom surfaces forever.
F*ck Marry Kill
Posted on May 19, 2016 Ever find yourself weeping over a coworker's dead body one night after work as you awkwardly dig his grave in your stilettos? No? You clearly aren't taking FMK seriously...
Locker Room
Posted on May 19, 2016 Welcome to your 40s, a magical place where you're suddenly okay with strutting around naked in your gym's change room...
We’re at the Cottage!
Posted on May 25, 2016 Drinking heavily at 10am, rampant pelvic thrusting, naked hot tubbing with someone else's husband...
Awkward Park
Posted on May 31, 2016 Dogs aren't the only ones who'll go at it in the middle of the park the first chance they get...
Types of Jeans
Posted on Jun 8, 2016 Whatever, Boyfriend Jeans. You've had your moment...
Dry Shampoo
Posted on Jun 14, 2016 Busy day? Dry shampoo. No time to shower? Dry shampoo. Marriage falling apart? Dry shampoo. Nervous breakdown? We cannot stress it enough: dry shampoo.
Book Club
Posted on Jun 15, 2016 Have you ever found yourself at a book club but OH WAIT THERE'S JUST ONE TEENSY PROBLEM: you haven't exactly read the book so much? This is like that, but 57 times worse.
G4 Summit
Posted on Jun 17, 2016 It's the year 2050. The heads of state are all women. And the biggest problem they face is where to go for wings after their meeting.
Debit Issues
Posted on Jun 18, 2016 So the machine doesn't want to read your card. Wipe it. Blow on it. Sing to it?
Women’s Products
Posted on Jun 20, 2016 See that hot pink shampoo bottle on the shelf that has hearts, butterflies, rainbows, and 46 bows tied around it? That's right, ladies. It's just for you.
Security Questions
Posted on Jun 21, 2016 Every time you choose a password like "GlamourButt69" remember that IT specialists will always have the last laugh.
Nicole
Posted on Jun 22, 2016 So, you've been working with someone every single day for 57 years and -- ugh, this is awkward -- never actually learned their name. NOW WHAT??
Kitten Runner
Posted on Jun 23, 2016 Ever been busted at work for looking at cats online? Or like, not just one cat, but a few cats? Or like, not just a few cats, but several dozen cats?
Let Them Eat Cake
Posted on Jun 25, 2016 Oh, what's that? You'll just have a tiny little sliver of cake? You'll just have a single atom of icing? ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE. IT'S CAKE AND IT DEMANDS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Moms Say Hello
Posted on Jun 28, 2016 LISTEN UP, SOCIETY. These moms have something to say, and pay attention because they're only going to say it 367 times.
Mars One
Posted on Jun 29, 2016 Look, we've all stretched the truth on our resumes. We know you're not actually fluent in Icelandic and American Sign Language. But these astronauts...
Human Behavioural Study
Posted on Jul 2, 2016 Sitting in a room alone with your thoughts is the legally considered the worst thing that can possibly happen to a human being. This woman goes to some extreme lengths to avoid it.
Police Chief
Posted on Jul 5, 2016 What's that, female police officer? You've just used your formidable brain power to solve a brutal homicide? That's ADORABLE. Now let's talk about your hair.
Red Wine Ladies
Posted on Jul 7, 2016 The many stages of red wine include: joyfulness, brutal honesty, sudden emotional breakdown, and uncontrollable sobbing about how deeply you love your friends.
ID, Please
Posted on Jul 9, 2016 What's the fastest way to prove to a stranger that you're 45? You can try yelling about your Hotmail account, your C-section scar, and your formidable cassette tape collection...
Private Vagina
Posted on Jul 12, 2016 When you're pretty confident you can deal with your own personal hygiene, but the store clerk has other ideas.
Siri
Posted on Jul 18, 2016 Hey Siri. Can you not?
LinkedUp
Posted on Jul 21, 2016 You can ignore your phone. You can lock your doors. You can stay inside all day. IT'S NO USE: THE LINKEDUP NOTIFICATION IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Cat People
Posted on Jul 25, 2016 These frustrated cat owners arrive at the vet to report excessive drinking and not NEARLY enough licking going on -- and we haven't even gotten to the cat's problems yet.
Strong Female Lead
Posted on Aug 9, 2016 Find out why women everywhere should be literally drowning in endless gratitude for the crucial shift in how they're portrayed on popular TV shows!
Gender Studies
Posted on Sep 9, 2016 Don't worry about her, she can't shake her essentialist view of gender.
Tampon Commercial
Posted on Oct 5, 2016 Get lost, flowers and rainbows and weird, inexplicable blue liquid. Here comes the Saving Private Ryan of tampon commercials.
Stitch and Bitch
Posted on Oct 25, 2016 There's nothing like a nice long "stitch and bitch" session with your gals. Yup, everything about this is normal and fine!
Reaper Run
Posted on Oct 31, 2016 Treadmill? More like dreadmill...
Clean Pole
Posted on Dec 6, 2016 Is there anything hotter than a total hypochondriac performing a sexy pole dance? No. There simply is not. Thanks for giving it some thought, though.
Drink
Posted on Dec 21, 2016 Sometimes you want a guy to offer to buy you some fries instead of a drink. And sometimes you just steal some.
Camelle Toe
Posted on Jan 5, 2017 Move over, mom jeans!
Baby Belly
Posted on Feb 1, 2017 So beautiful. What a miracle.

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Moms Say Hello

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