Posted on Dec 6, 2016Is there anything hotter than a total hypochondriac performing a sexy pole dance? No. There simply is not. Thanks for giving it some thought, though.
Posted on Aug 9, 2016Find out why women everywhere should be literally drowning in endless gratitude for the crucial shift in how they're portrayed on popular TV shows!
Posted on Jul 25, 2016These frustrated cat owners arrive at the vet to report excessive drinking and not NEARLY enough licking going on -- and we haven't even gotten to the cat's problems yet.
Posted on Jul 21, 2016You can ignore your phone. You can lock your doors. You can stay inside all day. IT'S NO USE: THE LINKEDUP NOTIFICATION IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Posted on Jul 9, 2016What's the fastest way to prove to a stranger that you're 45? You can try yelling about your Hotmail account, your C-section scar, and your formidable cassette tape collection...
Posted on Jul 7, 2016The many stages of red wine include: joyfulness, brutal honesty, sudden emotional breakdown, and uncontrollable sobbing about how deeply you love your friends.
