No longer willing to lie down and take it while America's pinko teachers rant on their soap boxes instead of teaching students about the greatness of the USA, occasional Republican presidential aspirant Mike Huckabee is going to give kids the truth! He's creating a junior version of his little soapbox that airs on Fox News.
Huckabee's new website and cartoon series reminds kids that the USA is the greatest and the best and always wins in the end and that Ronald Reagan was the closest thing to the all-powerful sun god Ra that America has ever known. Behold, LearnOurHistory.com!
Here's a taste of the almighty truth that Huckabee feels the U.S. school system has strayed from:
So... some kids were gonna get stabbed, but then Reagan was president. And then, victory? Wow. He's gonna have to work harder if he hopes to create the successful conservative version of the classic Schoolhouse Rock series (which actually was educational and fun to watch).
Also, speaking of the greatness of America, and kids, and cartoons - remember these remixed GI Joe cartoons? Awesome.