Okay, got a good one for ya. The former President and current Prime Minister of Russia (who's fed up with his country's bureaucracy) walks into a government meeting, to express his sense of frustration over how nothing works right, and drops a Cold War era joke.
Say what you want about Putin politically (and many have; everything from "He's a wannabe dictator!" to "He wants to build a new Russian empire!") but the guy is kind of a dude.
He rocks the great outdoors, with and without a shirt. Go the 1:10 mark.
He rocks American rock and roll classics. Go to the 1:15 mark.
And he'll quite literally kick your ass.