Forty years after NASA's Apollo 13 moon mission, the official transcripts have been released. Not only did the astronaut actually say, "Houston, we HAD a problem," but the rest of their conversations are a little, well... dumb.
Seriously, listen to some of these 'brilliant' gems:
"It took Fred 1 hour to shave."
"Fred's not in the food locker is he?"
"It's kind of difficult here... Getting into a hammock in zero g. I'm not sure if I keep floating away from it or if it keeps moving away from me."
"Maybe we could borrow some... We're having lunch right now, and I just made myself a hot dog sandwich with catsup."
Seriously, might as well have been Homer Simpson up there...