Those social networks sure do move quickly.
With more than 500 million people on Twitter, it can be tough to keep up with all the 140-character nuggets of wisdom (or news, or comedy, or information, or just plain strangeness) that flow through the tubes of the interweb on any given evening.
That's why we're rounding up some of the Tweets that caught our eye last night (and a couple from this morning). Just in case you missed them:
So you want to be a mod on my subreddit? You must have prior mod exp & be a firm but level headed person. Contact me on /u/WilliamShatner— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) February 27, 2013
To me, every neck tattoo says, "I don't know what I'm doing."— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 26, 2013
Bonus Kelly Oxford Tweet:
@strombo Last night I dreamt that you showed up at my place in drag to interview me. Let's do this.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 27, 2013
Ontario, Canada - Hamilton, Cambridge, Kitchener-Waterloo, Guelph and Brantford, linked in the night. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/...— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) February 26, 2013
Billionaire unveils design for Titanic II, which is really just the Carnival Triumph with the words 'Titanic Two' painted on it.— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) February 26, 2013
They should've let Jerry Lewis announce the Hagel confirmation.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 26, 2013
If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. #cool— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2013
"What if Andy Warhol was wrong & everybody will actually only be anonymous for 15 minutes." -Juan Enriquez at #TED2013— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) February 27, 2013
"This was a movie that was made without any Canadian consultation," says former Canadian ambassador of "Argo." on.wsj.com/VLbV3n— Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) February 26, 2013
As best as I can tell, the only people who are fully metric-fluent in America are scientists and drug traffickers.— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) February 26, 2013
One often hears that there is no point in a US carbon tax unless China acts. Well, they just did slate.me/ZGAPVz— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 27, 2013