Early this morning, George sent out a Tweet pointing out that he and his friend Michael Sugar didn't have enough "clean" jokes in their repertoire:
With @SugarMichael. We realize how few clean jokes we have in our repertoire. Damn/darn! Follow him & give us both your best #CleanForLent
-- G. Stroumboulopoulos (@strombo) February 23, 2012
The responses so far have been hilarious and groan-inducing in equal measure. Here are a few great examples. If you've got more, Tweet them @strombo and @sugarmichael with the hashtag #CleanJokesForLent, or leave them in the comments section below.
@strombo Q: what do you call a cow with no legs? A: ground beef ! :) #cleanjokesforlent
-- cheantelle (@portmanbook) February 23, 2012
What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaains! #cleanjokesforlent
-- AbbieG (@LoveOfMuffins) February 23, 2012
@strombo @sugarmichael how do you wake up Lady Gaga?Poker face.#cleanjokesforlent
-- Pay Chen (@PayChen) February 23, 2012
@strombo A seal walks into a bar, bartender says " what are you drinking seal?"Seal says "anything but Canadian Club."#cleanjokesforlent
-- Alex Campbell (@Campy44) February 23, 2012
@strombo @SugarMichael Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies!
-- Kyle Bouwke (@kylebouwke) February 23, 2012
@SugarMichael @strombo That story about the broken pencil is terrible! It's got no point. #cleanjokesforlent
-- Kathryn B (@kittykat_1987) February 23, 2012
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Come on, man, BREATHE! #cleanjokesforlent
-- Bill Hunt (@BillHuntFreddy) February 23, 2012
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