World Cup sex: Managers state preferred positions

Every time the World Cup, Summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, Super Bowl, and other sporting things roll around, a completely relevant and timely question comes up: are the players allowed to have sex?

Opinions vary among teams

Unites States coach Jurgen Klinsmann said the team has a "casual" approach to the hot topic. ( Jason O. Watson/Getty Images)

Every time the World Cup, Summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, Super Bowl, and other sporting things roll around, a completely relevant and timely question comes up: are the players allowed to have sex?

Though research on the topic has proved inconclusive, it’s a question that has dogged athletes and Grey Cup press conferences for years. It’s no different in the lead-up to the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

Some World Cup managers have come forward and expressed their preferred position on the subject. Here are their thoughts:

Bosnia-Herzegovina – No (Masturbation OK)

"They can find another solution, they can even masturbate if they want. I am not interested what the other coaches do. This is not a holiday trip: We are there to play football at the World Cup." – Safet Susic

Brazil – Standard positions only

"The players can have normal sex during the World Cup. Usually normal sex is done in a balanced way but some like to perform acrobatics. We will put limits and survey the players." –​ Luiz Felipe Scolari

Mexico – No, but maybe pancakes?

“If a player can’t go one month or 20 days without having sexual relations, then they are not prepared to be a professional player. Forty days of sexual abstinence isn’t going to hurt anybody.” – Miguel Herrera

France – Sure

“Depends on when, and how much.” – Didier Deschamps

USA – Keeping it casual

"I think we are very casual in the way we approach things.” – Jurgen Klinsmann

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