The World Cup is an event four years in the making when people take the field to show off their new haircuts in stadiums that seat 70,000. And also do soccer. 

So now, for a completely productive use of your time, we’ve made up a list of some of the best hairstyles at the World Cup, which you can vote on below. 

All of the hairstyle names are arbitrary, and shouldn’t be used by anyone. 

Neymar, Brazil

The “Palm Tree”

Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal

The “Ziggy”

Rodrigo Palacio, Argentina

The “You Missed a Spot”

Marouane Fellaini, Belgium

The “Jackson Five”

Asamoah Gyan, Ghana 

The “Guess What Number I Am”

Cristiano Ronaldo (Again)

The “Indecision”

Michael  Bradley, USA

The “Minimalist”


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