| Seems
the whispering has begun already. Tale-telling and rumours.
Unfounded allegations. Pulp fiction planted by the paparazzi.
It’s centred in Harbour Grace, Newfoundland, where debate
apparently alternates between the exploits of the Pirate Admiral
– Peter Easton – and this back-of-the-pack weekend
warrior.
Last
Sunday, the last long run for those of us heading down to
Boston for that famous foot race this weekend, Ron pulls up
next to me. Tells me his dad, Ron Peddle Sr., has come down
to the Big Smoke for Easter. Tells me the good people of historic
Harbour Grace have been keeping up with some of my exploits.
They've been reading between my lines, pondering my litany
of injuries – and they've concluded I'm running on a
broken foot.
Well,
I'll admit it, I've been something less than 100 per cent
the past little while. Beyond that, I ain't saying. It's playoff
time, you know, and details of injuries are a closely guarded
secret. But, if it's enough to keep the Kenyans off balance,
let the word spread.
If
12,000 folks believe it and maybe have the misfortune
to consume some bad water on their way from Hopkinton to Boylston
Street I may have a shot at that laurel wreath.
If
not, well, maybe 2004 will come to be known in Boston lore
as the year that that middle-aged guy from Canada conquered
the course on a broken foot.
Call
me athlete 5849
A
month ago, during the depths of my aches and pains, the various
medical specialists, witch doctors and voodoo practioners
all assured me I’d be ready for Boston. Despite their
poking, prodding and chanting, I had my doubts. Until it arrived.
This
year's bib number – my place in the crowd of 20,000
who have earned a spot in the world's oldest annual marathon,
the second-most heavily covered sporting event in the United
States. I'm athlete 5849 this year. Last year, I was 10683.
I'm
seeded almost 5,000 places higher than last year. It's not
quite the pole position and the Vegas bookmakers haven't exactly
shortened the odds on me, but – hey – it's enough
of a carrot to soothe some of those winter ouches.
Getting
ready
Despite
the training and the mental incentives, can you ever be ready
for a marathon?
At
the post-run coffee shop last Sunday, as we yammered about
Boston and London (two members of our group are running London
this weekend), somebody asked Bryan a Boston veteran
whether he was ready for next Sunday.
"Yup,"
he said. "All set for Sunday. Monday's another matter."
The
Boston gun goes off Monday at noon, long after Sunday night's
pre-race pasta feast.
Running
is affordable, eh?
Who
said running is a sport everyone can afford – that all
you have to do is throw on some shorts, a short-sleeved shirt
and a pair of runners?
Been
tallying the cash that's been flowing into this hobby lately
and I've discovered the road to Boston is one great big toll
highway.
The
list goes something like this:
- Running shoes - $150 (1 pair)
- Running clothes - $200 (winter running)
- YMCA membership - $150 (winter)
- Physiotherapy - $400
- Massage therapy - $195
- Boston Marathon entry fee - $125 US
- Hotel 2 nights - $325
- Two airline tickets to Boston - $75 (thank you frequent
flyer program)
- Food and incidentals in Boston - $150
Even
though my extended health care coverage handles the physiotherapy
and the massage therapy, I'm still out almost $1,200 –
all because I need Lady Boston to torment and torture me for
about three-and-a-half hours.
Am
I nuts?
Absolutely!
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