| Her seemingly extemporaneous poetry has seared itself into our consciousness like the afterimage of a lightning strike -- where it lingers like a vivid tapestry of shimmering beauty. Do I mix my metaphors? Well, I humbly acknowledge her influence. Now, Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, is about to take the next step as an artist, and a politician -- she's going to publish a book of prose. She's signed a deal with HarperCollins to write a memoir -- and while no one's specified what she'll be paid, the rumours are anywhere from seven to eleven million dollars. During a recent interview, the auteuse said, "There's been so much written about and spoken about in the mainstream media and in the anonymous blogosphere world, that this will be a wonderful, refreshing chance for me to get to tell my story, that a lot of people have asked about, unfiltered." Some are arguing that it's against the state's Ethics Act for the governor to take money for doing anything other than governing. Some others argue that her speaking style would, if it's replicated on the page, be, for people hung up on syntax, disastrous. But you can't stop a creative mind from creating -- or from collaborating with a ghost-writer on creating. If you've forgotten some of her forays into spontaneous beat poetry, let me refresh your memory. Last October, Slate Magazine writer Hart Seely attempted to capture some of her work in print. He took some of her answers in interviews, verbatim, and put them in black and white -- where, admittedly, they lose some of the fire of her delivery. Here, first, is a work Mr. Seely calls "Challenge to a Cynic": You are a cynic. Because show me where I have ever said That there's absolute proof That nothing that man Has ever conducted Or engaged in, Has had any effect, Or no effect, On climate change. And next, a poem Mr. Seely has entitled "Befoulers of the Verbiage" -- a verse-work originally delivered in answer to a question about John McCain's statement that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong". Ahem. It was an unfair attack on the verbiage That Senator McCain chose to use, Because the fundamentals, As he was having to explain afterwards, He means our workforce. He means the ingenuity of the American. And of course that is strong, And that is the foundation of our economy. So that was an unfair attack there, Again based on verbiage. Can the governor's natural tendency to versify be tamed, to produce the usually pedestrian prose of the political memoir? One hopes not. Because, as Julian Gough, writing for Prospect Magazine put it: "The talent of a woman who can improvise a perfect seventeen-syllable haiku live, in front of thirty thousand people, must not be wasted!" Here is the haiku of which he speaks: What's the difference Between a hockey mom and A pit bull? Lipstick. (From their 1998 album Phantom Power, we played The Tragically Hip, with "Poets".) |