Turkey Talk

I could have sworn just last week Dave was becoming too attached to a turkey he raised, but I didn't hear how it all turned out. Hopefully not with his pet bird in this week's oven, but maybe that's hypocritical of me, as an eater of fowl.

Regardless of Dave's relationship with this bird though, he can't get the stove to work to cook it, so he scarpers off to a hotel, hoping that their kitchen will do the deed.

If this is sheer nonsense to you but you'd like to make it make sense, tune into the Vinyl Cafe this morning, where all will be explained. Also, host Stuart McLean will play all kinds of Christmas music for you, whether or not you've been naughty or nice.