Tuesday January 02, 2018
The cow is superior to the chicken
Whereas the cow is a mammal and the chicken is a bird, be it resolved that the cow is superior to the chicken. Comedians Nikki Payne and Mike Wilmot are breaking all the rurals as they argue in favour of their favourite farm animal.
When it comes to the cow, Mike Wilmot's points are sharp, aggressive and raw.
"Cow meat remains number one, and just as is! Cut it in half and grill 'er up, beef tartar! That's a raw cow, you can eat it! Raw chicken, dead in a week." - Mike Wilmot
Whereas Nikki Payne calls "bull" on the superiority of the cow.
"Sure cows are sacred in India, but chickens are sacred in Kentucky!" - Nikki Payne
Who should rise to top of the pecking order and rejoice with udder enjoyment? Hit play and tell us below!