Bottles are better than cans
Whereas the bottle says class and the can says crass, be it resolved that the bottle is superior to the can. It's a resolution that brings a whole new meaning to the term Can-con.
Can-do CBC personality Candy Palmater can get behind a lot of things, but she can't get behind this resolution.
You guys know I'm a lawyer, I could argue to the cows come home, but there's really only one argument to be had: Somebody show me how you shotgun a bottle of beer.- Candy Palmater
Meanwhile, Ron Sparks isn't a lawyer, but his logic may have also come from shotgunning a beer.
Nobody wants to build a ship in a can. And even if you did make one, no one would believe you!- Ron Sparks
Who will crack open this debate? Drink it up now!