Saturday October 21, 2017
Bottles are better than cans
Whereas the bottle says class and the can says crass, be it resolved that the bottle is superior to the can. It's a resolution that brings a whole new meaning to the term Can-con.
Can-do CBC personality Candy Palmater can get behind a lot of things, but she can't get behind this resolution.
You guys know I'm a lawyer, I could argue to the cows come home, but there's really only one argument to be had:
Somebody show me how you shotgun a bottle of beer. - Candy Palmater
Meanwhile, Ron Sparks isn't a lawyer, but his logic may have also come from shotgunning a beer.
Nobody wants to build a ship in a can. And even if you did make one, no one would believe you! - Ron Sparks
Who will crack open this debate? Drink it up now!