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Jocelyn Ahlf “Tantrum” song, Dog Park, James Bond the Easiest Spy to Catch, Body Worlds and more.

A four-year old's tantrum is given the operatic treatment it deserves. You can talk about poop all you want, but there are some things you NEVER say at the dog park. Someone finally figures out that James Bond is super-easy to catch.

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Grandpa Store, Be Arthurs Song “Big World”, Donovan the Sometimes Food, The Middler, Human People for Alda and more.

Ever wondered why your grandpa keeps giving you presents that are ALMOST what you wanted, but not quite? Ryan and Sheldon sing a song about all the ways life in 2013 is awesome. And there's a charity that raises money for Alan Alda. Because he’s awesome.

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Public Service Announcements, Lunch Shaped Breakfast, One Small Step, Jocelyn Ahlf Song “Lyrics Don’t Matter” and more.

Hey, people who leave smelly food in the microwave at work – this message is for you! An idea is either fantastic, terrible, or an a front to God. See what you think. And you can listen to them if you want, but the lyrics don’t matter.

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Stuart McLean Reads Directions, Pocket Interrogator, Ben Sures sings our hockey anthem Somewhere There’s a Village, and more.

A CBC legend offers kindly advice to a passer-by. The device that will keep marriages together, and end all those awkward conversations. The Irrelevant Show’s popular hockey anthem, about Canadian dreams coming true.

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Traffic Jam Family, James Dyson says “suction”, the Telebuddies come back to kick butt, and the Be Arthurs sing “Living with his Parents”.

Millionaire inventor James Dyson talks about his new invention and uses the word “suction” as many times as he possibly can. The weirdest kids’ TV show ever is back.. and this time they’re fighting the forces of evil!

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The thrilling adventures of Woman-Man! Plus The Battle for the Bill, Ben Sures’ song Everything Sounds Cool in Gypsy Swing, and more.

Our hero is bitten by a radioactive woman, and becomes the new hero WOMAN-MAN. A man and his father-in-law locked in a life-long battle over who will pay for dinner. And Ben Sures proves that gypsy swing can make absolutely anything sound cool.

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Smells like Home, Guy Movies adapted for Women, The Be Arthurs’ Instagram song “Waiting for Likes”, the man with no bones, and more.

Introducing a new product for homesick Canadians – the smells of home. The Oprah Winfrey network presents guy movies specially adapted for women. And a song about the fine art of phone-tography and the wonders of instagram.

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Jocelyn Ahlf Song: You and I Alone, Creepy Singing Girls, Never Say Never, Ventriloquists and more.

Jocelyn confesses her burning, forbidden love for potato chips. James Bond and his arch-nemesis Blofeld meet again.. in a long-term care facility. And the greatest speeches ever given, as delivered by Ventriloquists!!

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The 15-year hangover, Three Bounce French, the Be Arthurs’ song Beanpole, and more.

You don’t want to be rude to French-speakers, but on the other hand your French is terrible. We have the answer. The ridiculously tall and thin Chris Bullough of the Be Arthurs sings an awesome love song to himself.

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Arena fundraiser, Superman is Still a Jerk, the Be Arthurs Moustache song, Ms.CBC Radio Pageant, and more.

Apparently Superman is also a super-jerk, as Batman learns the hard way. The Be Arthurs sing the praises of the Moustache, and some of the great moustaches of history. A plea for help from the downtrodden millionaires and billionaires of the NHL.

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Grandma Phone, Elliptical King, Linked In, Coffee Art and more.

Three Canadian lads compete to see who can end a phone call with their Grandma the fastest. The amazing Hollywood career of Sarlacc, that giant gaping mouth-hole thing with tentacles in Return of the Jedi. And if you’ve been invited to join LinkedIn, but

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Hulk Smash My Heart!, Irrelevant Show Mailbag, Edmonton Song, Antiques Roadshow, Party Mom and more.

The Irrelevant Show presents: The Hulk Musical!! Cast member Mark Meer answers emails from Irrelevant Show listeners. And a Sinatra-style tune about the koo-koo town that we call Edmonton.

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Gilbert Gottfried Reads Jane Austen, Breaking Comedy News, Be Arthurs song “Wingman”, Sippy Cup and more.

Gilbert Gottfried reads Jane Austen. Finally! You heard it here first – “That’s What She Said” is dead. And a tune about the awesome dude who helps his awesome bro have awesome times, the Wingman.

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Grandpa Store, Be Arthurs Song “Big World”, Donovan the Sometimes Food, The Middler, Human People for Alda and more.

Ever wondered why your grandpa keeps giving you presents that are ALMOST what you wanted, but not quite? Enough whining, boomers. Ryan and Sheldon sing a song about all the ways life in 2013 is awesome. And a charity that raises money for Alan Alda.

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Cyberdisk, Gym Teacher Explains Things, Slow Food Truck, Kieran Martin Murphy song “Ben Mulroney” and more.

The future of smart phones. All you have to do is talk into it. How cool is that? A Stan-Rogers style anthem about the host of E Talk. And Coach Carlson explains how to know for sure you’re in love.

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Belus Customer Service, Hamlet, Be Arthurs Song “Pimp It Out”, Dave the Sound Effects Guy and more.

The Irrelevant Show Players’ production of Hamlet, in which some obvious logic problems are pointed out. Nobody rocks harder than a father of three in a pimped-out family van. And meet Dave Clarke, the show’s Sound Sculptor extraordinaire, and hear his th

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Brain Spaceship, Are you Ready to Rock?, Jocelyn Ahlf song “Mom Purse”, Holmes Show and more.

We take you to the control center of one man’s brain, to answer the question, what was that idiot thinking? Are you Ready to Rock? Well are you? A tribute song to the Tardis-like splendour of the mom purse.

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Cooking Night In Canada, Bad Boy of the Nursing Home, Be Arthurs song “Living With My Parents”, Shootout Snake Dawson and more.

The bullets and the metaphors are flyin’ in a surreal old west shootout. He’s smooth, he’s sexy, he’s gonna rock your world - just be careful not to wake up his parents. And Leonard, Bad Boy of the Nursing Home.

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Public Service Announcements, Lunch Shaped Breakfast, One Small Step, Jocelyn Ahlf Song “Lyrics Don’t Matter” and more.

Hey, people who leave smelly food in the microwave at work – this announcement is for you! You can listen to them if you want, but the lyrics don’t matter. And as idea that is either fantastic or terrible. See what you think.

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Television Contest Winner Song, Knights, Modern Greeting Card, Daylight Saving Time and more.

That song that everyone sings on the TV singing competition. Are Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney ready to be real-life knights? A greeting card for 2013 from your friends at the Irrelevant Show. It may be only an hour, but it’s tearing one family apart.

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Cowboy Poetry, Customer Service, Accidental Witness, Jocelyn Ahlf “Zit” Song and more.

The Irrelevant Show’s take on Cowboy Poetry. A Meatloaf-style anthem about a forty-something woman who discovers a pimple. And the most dramatic series of phone calls the Irrelevant Show answering machine has ever received.

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