Saturday June 24, 2017

Batman has to retrace night of galas, fistfights and skulking in shadows to figure out where he left his keys

(Brent Groh/Eyes on Windsor)

Listen 4:17

This morning, after a long night of black-tie galas, fistfights and skulking in the shadows, Batman couldn't remember where he left his keys.

Let's see...I had them when I got to The Penguin's lair. Smokebomb, still had them, guards attacked me, Punch, Ka-Pow, Ooof! Thwack!, gave myself a high five, fell on my keys, still had them...

- Batman, trying to remember where he left his keys last night

When Batman finally figured out where he'd left the keys, the lost and found person did remember seeing a keychain shaped like a little bat, holding a bunch of keys also shaped like little bats.