Wife unconvincingly claims husband's hideous furniture and clothing stolen by very selective burglars
In a performance that didn't fool anyone, Deb Albertson claimed that thieves had broken into the Albertson home and stolen some of her husband David's most treasured possessions.
Oh honey! They went through your closet and took all your shirts that make you look pear-shaped! Oh nooo!!- Deb, not fooling anyone
David later insisted that the same thieves had stolen all the couple's decorative candles and the special pillows that say "Live, Laugh, Love."