Saturday June 17, 2017
Doctor the Guess Who Chapter 4: The Doctor and Victoria find the mysterious man in plaid
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This is Chapter 4 of our five-part serial, Doctor the Guess Who, about a time-travelling Zamboni and the woman who saves Canada. Victoria and Doctor the Guess Who have already saved hockey fighting, poutine and Yonge Street – now, they're searching for the mysterious man in plaid who's been stealing all the Canadian things.
You can catch up on the first 3 chapters here.
Thanks to Hal Leadlay for suggesting that the man in plaid is trying to disappear in a crowd by going to an Ottawa Redblacks game, and Chris Curtis who suggested a parade. We combined those suggestions in Chapter 4:
Panel 1 caption
The Doctor and Victoria are at the Ottawa Redblacks victory celebration. They stand in front of the Zamboni. A fan wearing the team jersey walks up with their arms raised. Victoria points off panel.
VICTORIA I see him over there! Wait, he’s there! Or is that him?
Panel 2 caption
We see a lumberjack holding an axe, a hipster drinking coffee with an elaborate beard and Don Cherry.
DOCTOR (OFF PANEL) No Victoria, that’s a lumberjack, a hipster and Don Cherry!
DON CHERRY Ya gotta love a good rock ‘em sock ‘em civic parade!
Panel 3 caption
DOCTOR Never fear, our villain be a plaid man but he’s no match for a mad man!
VICTORIA: He’s driven you crazy?
DOCTOR: No, he’s just made me really angry!
Panel 4 caption
The Doctor points into the crowd. Victoria looks where he’s pointing.
DOCTOR: There in the crowd! I see some plaid!
VICTORIA: Don’t let him get away!
Panel 5 caption
The Doctor has grabbed onto a piece of plaid cloth and is pulling it. We can’t see what it’s attached to.
DOCTOR: Got him!
Panel 6 caption
This sound effect fills the entire panel.
Sound Effects: ripping sound!
Panel 7 caption
A large annoyed Scotsman, who we can only see from the waist up, talks to an embarrassed Doctor and Victoria. Both are looking up into the sky to avoid looking at his off panel nudity. The Doctor holds a kilt in his hand. People in the background look on in shock.
SCOTSMAN: Canna I have me kilt back?
VICTORIA: Yes. Yes you may.
Panel 8 caption
The Scotsman has put his kilt back on and talks to Victoria and the Doctor.
VICTORIA: We’re so sorry, we’re looking for an evil man in plaid!
SCOTSMAN: You mean the bonny fella who won’t stop flappin’ his lips about Canada?
DOCTOR: That sounds like him.
Panel 9 caption
The Scotsman points at a figure who is in silhouette from the neck up. We can see him wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans. He stands next to a table of Nanaimo Bars. Both the Doctor and Victoria gasp.
SCOTSMAN: Ach! He’s right over there!
Sound Effects: Gasp!
LOWER CAPTION: What? Looks like Doctor The Guess Who and Victoria have finally found their target, no if ands or buts. Well maybe the one butt. Who is the evil genius in plaid? Tune in to the Irrelevant Show on June 24th for the thrilling conclusion to DOCTOR THE GUESS WHO!!