Academentia for "Double meat, double cheese ... double chin."

JayKay for: "If we weren't suppose to eat cows, they'd be much harder to catch."

AnnieSue for "I don't often hear about outbreaks of Mad Carrot Disease or Legume Flu."

Jonathan Dough for: "BACON! There really is no better argument."

Vanessa for: "My teeth are too pointy to eat chick peas."

Ravonic123 for: "If we didn't eat meat, we never would have developed the ability to make the decision not to."

illeagle81 for: "If those who say eating meat is unhealthy would get off their high horse, they'd realize they had been sitting on a great source of protein."

MrBojangles for: "I ate my cat. Is that bad?"

worldward3 for: "Eating meat is primal and part of our id...vegetarianism is no different than sexual repression!"

Jason Baxter in Edmonton for: "Just a modest proposal... Bieber burgers."

The runner up is:

Ci Harver for: "If I don't eat meat, the vegetarians win."

And the winner of Q's Great Meat Debate is:

Will Vachon for his rhyming entry:

"Our wishes for meat dishes, though delicious, may well be vicious; let us be cunning like the foxes before we fill our ice boxes."