In our interview with cult filmmaker John Waters, he said that it's when Christmas goes wrong that we learn to appreciate the ubiquitous holiday in a new way. So, please, share your holiday disaster tales with us. It's therapeutic.

Also, make John Waters's Christmas special this year. He wants the one-sheet for a Kroger Baab movie called "Father Bingo." If you have any information about this film or how to track down the one-sheet ... please, for the love of the little baby Jesus ... make John Waters's dream come true.