“We were worried the other 96% was going to name one of our competitors, like Grand & Toy or that FedEx nonsense. Turns out the other 96% said Margaret Wente.”
News tickers don’t tell the whole story sometimes. Seán Cullen tries to interpret a bizarre headline.
Dejected sources keeping tabs on the world’s news confirmed unhappily that if it’s not one goddamn thing it’s another.
In case you didn't already know it. It's official, Canada is the best place on earth.
Maybe just ask a stranger to take a pic?
A new species of frog has been discovered in Costa Rica and looks just like Kermit...
Gwyneth Paltrow attempted to live on $29 worth of groceries this week, how did that work out?
You can now get Google search responses related to Drake and learn how to attack Adam Levine on stage. What a great week for pop music!
Also, Kale smoothies at Starbucks, anyone? Yeah, that was real.
Yes, that is a dildo throne.