David Saint-Jacques told a group of horrified reporters that his only musical skill is playing the triangle in a decidedly tentative manner.
“She thinks it’s hilarious,” explains close friend Dionne Warwick, sighing loudly. “Well, after 20 years of it, the joke’s wearing a little thin."
Sources close to the family confirm that it was a very tense Mother’s Day celebration in the Knowles-Carter household.
Yorke claimed that the inspiration behind the promotional campaign came to him in a nightmare over a year ago.
Prior to last week I can’t recall ever having a single conversation about Prince with anyone. I’m feeling a little side-swiped by the whole thing to be honest.
The most controversial track on the album is undoubtedly Hungry Daddy Bear, perhaps the most disturbing song ever written about the impact of climate change.
Comedian Matt Wright confesses to Mark Critch the secret reason he sometimes uses a guitar in his stand-up set -- and it has nothing to do with music.
In the song, the buyer adorably claims that he'll build the tree fort himself, but like any non-handyman with money to throw around, you’ll give up and hire someone to do it.
“We know, Andy,” Harper says, exasperated. “We know you hate your kids.”