The Irrelevant Show | Jan 2, 2014 | 26:28

"Texas on the Phone" (Jocelyn Ahlf and Kieran Martin Murphy song), Stuart McLean delivers action movie lines, Luke and Obi Wan's deleted scene, Breakup Parade, Bed Bugs, and more

A couple sees “TEXAS” on their call display - do they answer? Not for the faint of heart. A sketch about the little creatures who live among us. And on us. In a deleted scene from Star Wars, Obi Wan isn’t totally completely honest with Luke.

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