The Irrelevant Show | Apr 3, 2014 | 26:28

Epic Hero Speech, Turkey Song, You Killed It, Dogs and First Year University Students, Genie, and more

Finally, an epic fantasy movie speech where the king tells the soldiers what’s really going to happen in the battle. Jocelyn Ahlf sings about her shameful secret – she can’t cook a turkey. And two guys debate who, exactly, “killed it” most in that meeting

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