The Irrelevant Show | Jun 27, 2013 | 26:28

Arena Fundraiser, Superman is Still a Jerk, "Moustache" (Be Arthurs song), the Ms. CBC Radio Pageant, and more

Apparently Superman is also a super-jerk, as Batman learns the hard way. The Be Arthurs sing the praises of the Moustache, and some of the great moustaches of history. A plea for help from the downtrodden millionaires and billionaires of the NHL.

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