The Irrelevant Show | Apr 4, 2013 | 26:30

Jocelyn Ahlf “Tantrum” song, Dog Park, James Bond the Easiest Spy to Catch, Body Worlds and more.

Jocelyn sets her 4-year-old daughter’s tantrum to music. Someone finally figures out that James Bond is super-easy to catch if you know where to look. And you can talk about poop all you want, but there are some things you NEVER say at the dog park.

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