Depending on your perspective on such things, Thursday night's Canada-U.S. gold medal women's hockey game is either a much-anticipated powerhouse battle, or the merciful end to a farcical tournament that has no business in the Olympics.
By Scott Stinson, National Post
Depending on your perspective on such things, Thursday night's Canada-U.S. gold medal women's hockey game is either a much-anticipated powerhouse battle, or the merciful end to a farcical tournament that has no business in the Olympics.
The detractors have some convincing numbers in their favour. Start with 86-4. The first number is the combined number of goals Canada and the United States have scored as each romped through the Olympic tournament undefeated. The second number is the combined amount of goals the gold-medal contenders have allowed. In other words, the talent pool is a little on the shallow side. It's more of a talent puddle. Or a talent accidental spill.
But those who say women's hockey should be in the Olympics argue, as the Post's
Adam McDowell reported last week, that all the lopsided defeats are necessary step on the road to a deep, unpredictable competition. The Canadian men's team used to beat up on everyone decades ago, but over time the rest of the world caught up.
Some of the women's programs in the countries that participated in this Olympics have only dozens -- literally, dozens -- of registered players, compared with the tens of thousands girls and women who play hockey in Canada, so it will clearly take time for somewhere like Slovakia to develop the talent that could compete with Canada, as opposed to being doormats in an 18-0 loss.
I'm fine with women's hockey in the Olympics, and not just for those reasons. I'm fine with it because, really, one of the more annoying Olympic events is the endless debate over whether this or that sport should be in the Olympics.
It is foolish to think that the International Olympic Committee has only pure sporting ideals in mind when it determines what sports are in and what sports are out. The Winter Games in particular are a hotbed of weirdness.
You say that not enough women play hockey internationally to make it legitimate? How about the sport of nordic combined, in which participants both cross-country ski and ski jump? Are there leagues devoted to the pursuit of such an odd combination of skills somewhere? Does little Bjorn Svennsonn go to bed at night dreaming of one day being a decent cross-country skier and decent ski jumper -- not quite good enough to participate in either event alone, but good enough at both that he can be an Olympian?
Given Canada's strong performance in the "new" events at these and recent Games, I am loath to suggest that sports such as snowboard cross and moguls are not worthy of the Olympics. But the IOC seems to change these sports like they are underthings.
Ross Rebliagati, Canadian hero of the Nagano Games in 1998, won the gold in something called snowboard giant slalom. It was the first time that event was in the Olympics -- and also the last time. If an event is only in the Olympics once, isn't that an admission by the IOC that it shouldn't have been there in the first place?
This year's new addition was ski cross. You can almost imagine this being pitched to the IOC: "It's like snowboard cross, see, but here's the trick: It's on skis!" Will it be around come 2014? (For Canada's sake, one hopes so. We won a gold and had numerous other medal shots.)
Short-track speed skating? Fun to watch, but you get the feeling that the skaters might as well flip coins to determine the finish since so much is left to chance. Biathlon? Not fun to watch, although it would be if they used, say, rabbits instead of those little circle targets. Curling? Can be very fun to watch, although points deducted because participants can actually drink while playing it.
What does any of this have to do with women's hockey? Not much. It's just that there's no sense fussing about its worthiness. There are all kinds of crazy sports in there, for reasons only clear to the IOC, although most of them have to do with money. It's a big tent. The more the merrier. Pass me that curling stone. And that beer.