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A party leader's 5-step guide to quelling internal revolt

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(Paul Chiasson/Canadian Press)

What to do when your Quebec lieutenant quits and questions about your leadership abound?

1) Do not publicly insult him. Say in a scrum he has done "great work".

2) Get MPs to keep their lips sealed.

3) Find a Quebec fundraising event in Laval that you were not supposed to attend, but that you are now able to attend. (See the fundraiser for Raymonde Folco at 5:30 p.m. tonight in Laval).

4) Gather your Quebec troops around you at said fundraiser and reassert your leadership.

5) Have everyone leave meeting declaring the unified state of the party and the strong role of the leader.