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Clinton opens up with barrage of one-liners

By Andrew Davidson, CBC News, from the George Bush-Bill Clinton debate of U.S./Canadian issues in Toronto:

Clinton unleashed a barrage of one-liners in his opening remarks Friday.

He got a laugh from the audience when he quipped that he figures people are expecting a 21st century version of a Roman Empire showdown in the Coliseum, and that the audience wants him and Bush to "devour each other" on stage.

He followed up by saying that there is "no job description for a former president," and that "it takes a while to figure out you're not the President any more.

He added that he found the absence of the Hail to the Chief music in his day to day activities disorienting. "I was lost for three months after I left office," he joked, but added that now that his wife Hillary is Secretary of State, "No one cares what I say unless I mess up." (He added that a child he met recently referred to him as "Hillary's wife" - "That's really breaking down the gender barrier," he said.)