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Return of the rhinos

What’s an election without the Rhinoceros Party in Quebec — actually now called the NeoRhinos.

Their slogan: To love oneself is to vote.

Their target: the 40 per cent of Canadians who won’t vote. The party wants to give them hope and offer them alternatives to vote for one louse or another.

They are determined to be heard even though they deem themselves thick, idiots and all other names the other parties will attribute to them.

Their plan for inaction includes making the budget for culture bigger than all others.

The leader of the party is Francois Yo Gourd, sillysophoser, and VIP (Veritable Idiot Professional).

Emmanuel Marchand