Traveling Group Of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick For Holiday Entertainment

The Onion, the pre-eminent satire site in the U.S., has taken its sharp knives to an old tradition that is still celebrated here in Newfoundland and Labrador.

Mummering — at least according to a video parody of Entertainment Tonight and other showbiz gossip shows — is "what America wants to see most this holiday season."

And old Father Christmas? Well, he's as hot as Jude Law or Ryan Gosling, it appears. 

We thought you might like to have a look. (A heads-up: some of the visual material in the item is not for kids.)