New investors who thought markets only skyrocket learn a useful lesson: Don Pittis
Healthy stock markets don't just go up and stocks are not supposed to move in unison
Don't believe anyone who tells you they know for certain what stocks will do next.
If their crystal ball actually worked, they would be lounging on a private island, or maybe doing something more useful with their life than mere money-making.
More likely, in a world where so many people are invested — figuratively and literally — in stock markets, they are telling you what they hope will happen next or what they want you to believe.
But with any luck, there is one thing stocks won't do, and that is resume their one-way, co-ordinated journey into stratospheric valuations.
Soaring like Falcon Heavy
With the proviso that no one knows for sure, there are good reasons why stocks are unlikely to immediately return to their former pattern of soaring like a red Tesla on the top of a Falcon Heavy rocket. And that's a good thing.
As more than one wise commentator has pointed out, the unusual thing about stock markets is not that they have zigged and zagged by a few per cent over the past two weeks. The strange thing was what came before.
And for people who have poured into index funds expecting more and more of a good thing, the sudden reversal has come as a rude surprise.
Just as with the bitcoin mania, when markets have gone up for long enough, speculators with short memories become overconfident and reckless. Now that the digital currency market has crashed from its highs, it turns out that a large chunk of the money they invested was borrowed and many fingers have been burned.
According to market parlance, a short, sharp decline in prices is a correction. A much deeper, longer decline is called a bear market.
At the beginning it is difficult to tell the difference. A rule of thumb is that a correction is a drop of 10 per cent from the market peak. A bear requires at least a 20 per cent decline.
Bitten by a bear
Bear markets are not pleasant and can go on for years. And it is not just the stock market that is affected. After the Japanese market's peak in 1990, the long bear market created ten years of economic stagnation still referred to as Japan's "lost decade."
On the way up, everyone was too busy saying "wheeee!" to realize what was happening.
While markets were soaring, business commentators talked about the Japanese miracle and how to imitate it. Only after the crash and decade-long decline did it become widely accepted that low interest rates had stoked the market to unreasonable levels.
In Japan, the fear of higher rates suddenly made people realize how much they had borrowed. If that sounds familiar, which it probably does to many Canadians contemplating their mortgages, it should.
Rising bond yields have had a similar effect this time around, something market traders should have realized was coming eventually.
Certainly, recent low interest rates on bonds have pushed investors deeper into stocks to get higher returns.
Within the financial industry, which profits from rising markets and profits from the people who invest in them, there may be a conspiracy of silence about the things that can go wrong.
We in the business media may be part of the problem. When markets are rising, we tend to be uncritical and celebratory, imagining that everyone is benefiting. And when things go wrong, our natural inclination is to try to avoid compounding the damage.
While explaining that with rare exceptions stocks always go up over the long term, it's easy to forget to remind less-experienced investors that the rise can face long interruptions, and that returns that seem too good to be true generally are.
While it is good to be reassuring, we must all face the reality that there could be worse ahead. We just don't know.
Falling markets can expose problems few recognized in advance. At the simplest level, retail investors using online discount brokerages this week were shocked to find the trading system collapse under the strain when they tried to sell out of a falling market. They will be more wary in the future.
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In Japan in 1990, as well as in the U.S. in 2007, it took a while to find out where all the bad debt was hidden.
Hopefully, central banks are a bit wiser these days.
With Janet Yellen gone, the new chair of the U.S. Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, is under pressure to play his cards carefully and avoid the temptation to try to restart the upward spiral in stocks and other assets that we now finally realize could come to a bad end.
With luck, this is not the bear, but a warning. No one knows for sure.
We can hope it's a warning that stock markets, so thrilling when they are rushing up, can be terrifying monsters when they are rushing down.
It is a warning that in healthy markets, stocks should not all rise and fall together on fevered speculation like a set of digital currencies impelled by cheap money created by central banks. Companies should succeed or fail according to their individual merits.
And if we are lucky, even after launching like a rocket ship, the market can come safely down to earth.
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