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A top 10 list of late-night jokes about NBC
Last Updated: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 | 4:11 PM ET
By June Chua, CBC News
10. "I was at NBC Universal [recently] enjoying their new ride — The Tunnel of Litigation." — Conan O'Brien
9. "Welcome to NBC, where our new slogan is, 'No longer just screwing up prime time.'" — Conan O'Brien
8. "Some good news from Afghanistan. Critics of the war in Afghanistan aren't calling it another Vietnam; they're now calling it another NBC. Welcome to NBC, America's most dysfunctional family!" — Jay Leno
7. "Hey Kev, what does 'NBC' stand for? Never Believe Your Contract." — Jay Leno, speaking to his show's bandleader, Kevin Eubanks
6. "Conan says he wants to work for a network that's more trustworthy than NBC. How about Al-Jazeera?" — David Letterman
5. "Papers are reporting that I am prohibited from saying anything negative about NBC. That's what they're saying. But nobody said anything about speaking in Spanish. [Spoken in Spanish with the following subtitles displayed underneath: NBC is run by brainless sons of goats who eat money and crap trouble.]" — Conan O'Brien
4. "It's always been my experience that NBC only cancels you when you're in first place. So, we are fine." — Jay Leno
3. "NBC says it expects to lose $200 million US over the Winter Olympics next month. Folks, is it just me or is that just hilarious?" — Conan O'Brien
2. "NBC said they wanted drama at 10; now, they got it!" — Jay Leno
1. "Here's how bad things are over there at NBC in Burbank, California … Earlier today, the NBC peacock walked over to KFC and surrendered." — David Letterman
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