In recent years, Halloween hasn't been so much about scaring people as impressing them with your costume. Mr. D is a hit Canadian comedy, if you want to emulate the social studies teacher / girls' basketball coach made famous by Gerry Dee, we've sourced the look for you. And don't forget the cringey comments. Those are the most terrifying.
What you'll need:
1. Polo shirt from Under Armour.
2. Argyle sweater from Old Navy.
3. Blond hair dye - "Easy and mistake proof, even for the first time user." Samy Fat Foam's available in most drug stores.
4. Black dress pants - Simple black dress pants are available at stores like H&M.
5. Yellow whistle - You can get them in most sports stores and online.
6. Basketball - Mr. D loves basketball. Exams be damned.