A good friend is someone you can trust at the cottage not to turn the electrical fly swatter into an "electrical PERSON swatter". A good friend doesn't spray you with the hose, (like a bumbling jerk who thinks he's hilarious), when you're passing through the neighborhood on a hot day. A good friend is often topped with pepperoni, cheese & comes with dipping sauce. A good friend will let you punch them when you jinx them. They understand that FAIR IS FAIR in the game of Jinx! A good friend TOTALLY walked in on you while you were booty dancing to Ke$ha; but they totally won't tell anyone! A good friend listens to you talk about your boring dream for 10 minutes & never confesses that they hated every second of listening to it.
And remember, folks, that EVERY group of friends has that nasty jerk who talks behind everyone's back. And they are the Prime Minister of WalkingOnEggshells (the most stressful country on earth). And if you do NOT have that annoying weirdo in your group of friends, look a little closer; IT MAY BE YOU!!! Watch this video where I discuss friendships, or I am SO telling "gross-face Stephen" that you have a crush on him & we are SO not friends anymore!