Sunday, April 3, 2011 | Categories: LOL Blog |
They say you'll KNOW love when you find it. I'm pretty sure it's the same feeling you get when the pizza delivery guy finally rings the doorbell. Or it's like the feeling of relief you get when you witness people finally being told they were being pranked, on a hidden camera show. If you're already in a happy relationship - good for you. Now, stop kissing in public & get out of my face. But for those unable to snag the "beauty to your disgusting beast", I have a few suggestions for getting people to notice you.
1. If a "fly shorty" is reading a book in public, just quickly Google a summary of the novel they are reading... then go over to that person, and spoil the ending. They'll totally appreciate it!
2. Sit near mirrors, in public. Your reflection will make it look like there is two of you - increasing your chances of getting noticed
3. When you're surrounded by people, yawn! Yawning is contagious. If someone else yawns right after you, it means they were totally checking you out!
Check out this video where I discuss my thoughts on romance! Watch it, or cupid will set you up with Danny Divito!